No really. Smell it.Tumblr (3.0; @smellthismilk)http://smellthismilk.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l343b0Cm9s1qc6s8yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok, so “Do I Really Need This?” is my new blog, but since Tumblr won’t let me change my default account, I’m stuck with smellthismilk as my username. LAME. I should have created a whole new account, instead of making a second blog under this account. Anyway, if you’ve come here, you should really go here:</p> <p><a href="http://doireallyneedthis.tumblr.com/post/639622491/do-i-really-need-this-name-tag-from-a-terrible-job">doireallyneedthis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Do I really need this name tag from a terrible job I had as a singing and dancing waitress on a harbor cruise ship one summer in the mid ’90s? </p> <p>I can’t imagine ever actually needing this again, but it was such a miserable job that it seems like a badge of honor at this point.</p> <p> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/3266890.js" charset="utf-8"></script><!-- <a href="http://polldaddy.com/poll/3266890/">Nametag: Do I really need this?</a><span style="font-size:9px;"><a href="http://polldaddy.com/features-surveys/">customer surveys</a></span> --></p> </blockquote>http://smellthismilk.com/post/640704593http://smellthismilk.com/post/640704593Fri, 28 May 2010 06:14:00 -0700Between a gangly teenage girl and her father, as I entered on floor 8.<br /> <br /> Girl: It would be really small. Mom wouldn't even ever have to see it.<br /> Dad: [silence]<br /> Girl: I've wanted to get this tattoo for a *really* long time.<br /> Dad: [silence]<br /> Girl: [silence]<br /> <br /> Girl: I'm practically a grown-up.<br /> Dad: You're practically a blockhead.<br /> <br /> [elevator opens]http://smellthismilk.com/post/30269948http://smellthismilk.com/post/30269948Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:08:56 -0700elevatoroverheard<iframe width="400" height="329" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5H0xAcLxgME?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>So long, <a href="http://hotcrankypeople.com/2006/03/26/these-are-the-people-in-my-neighborhood/">sex neighbors</a>. I am MOVING OUT.</p> <p>Meet my new neighbor.</p> <p>Yes. That is a chicken in my driveway.</p> <p>*bawk*</p>http://smellthismilk.com/post/4093070http://smellthismilk.com/post/4093070Fri, 22 Jun 2007 21:13:43 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1835073_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.spoonsisters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=42819&Category_Code=1020000&Product_Count=39">Turns out you *can* pick your friend’s nose.</a></p>http://smellthismilk.com/post/1835073http://smellthismilk.com/post/1835073Sat, 12 May 2007 10:53:11 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ceHnUrUAbho?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://smellthismilk.com/post/1721124http://smellthismilk.com/post/1721124Wed, 09 May 2007 15:57:54 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ooa8nHKPZ5k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://smellthismilk.com/post/1319041http://smellthismilk.com/post/1319041Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:41:03 -0700<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome">Exploding Head Syndrome</a>: <p>While looking for an image of someone’s head exploding (I was having a rough day, don’t ask), I came across this page. </p> <p>My favorite part: <i>Note that exploding head syndrome is not an example of spontaneous human combustion, nor does it otherwise involve the head actually exploding.<br/></i></p>http://smellthismilk.com/post/1318471http://smellthismilk.com/post/1318471Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:17:12 -0700Sara: What does that mean in English?<br /> Emily: I don't know.<br /> Sara: Plug it into Babelfish.<br /> Emily: "Blah blah blah blah douchebag blah blah."http://smellthismilk.com/post/1288344http://smellthismilk.com/post/1288344Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:41:49 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/1269806_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bertzilla!</p>http://smellthismilk.com/post/1269806http://smellthismilk.com/post/1269806Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:42:50 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/1269137_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tiny Penny</p>http://smellthismilk.com/post/1269137http://smellthismilk.com/post/1269137Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:08:04 -0700