Overheard in the elevator at the Driskill hotel
- Between a gangly teenage girl and her father, as I entered on floor 8.
- Girl: It would be really small. Mom wouldn't even ever have to see it.
- Dad: [silence]
- Girl: I've wanted to get this tattoo for a *really* long time.
- Dad: [silence]
- Girl: [silence]
- Girl: I'm practically a grown-up.
- Dad: You're practically a blockhead.
- [elevator opens]
