Smell this milk.

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2007

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Overheard in the elevator at the...

Between a gangly teenage girl and her father, as I entered on floor 8.
Girl: It would be really small. Mom wouldn't even ever have to see it.
Dad: [silence]
Girl: I've wanted to get this tattoo for a *really* long time.
Dad: [silence]
Girl: [silence]
Girl: I'm practically a grown-up.
Dad: You're practically a blockhead.
[elevator opens]
Mar 30th