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Overheard in the elevator at the Driskill hotel
Between a gangly teenage girl and her father, as I entered on floor 8.
Girl: It would be really small. Mom wouldn't even ever have to see it.
Dad: [silence]
Girl: I've wanted to get this tattoo for a *really* long time.
Dad: [silence]
Girl: [silence]
Girl: I'm practically a grown-up.
Dad: You're practically a blockhead.
[elevator opens]
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Apr 28th
Exploding Head Syndrome →
While looking for an image of someone’s head exploding (I was having a rough day, don’t ask), I came across this page. My favorite part: Note that exploding head syndrome is not an example of spontaneous human combustion, nor does it otherwise involve the head actually exploding.
Apr 28th
Just a typical afternoon at work.
Sara: What does that mean in English?
Emily: I don't know.
Sara: Plug it into Babelfish.
Emily: "Blah blah blah blah douchebag blah blah."
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